Die besten Auszüge aus dem FEMALE DICTIONARY, das mir letztens in die Mailbox geflattert ist:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game show on TV
Das MEN’S DICTIONARY sollte man ja auch nicht vernachlässigen, also …
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay.